Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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I started to read some fan fiction about vampires because I like to hurt me (in truth, I found some Bellini) and this question came to me spontaneously, because then I also reconnected to the famous Meyer's saga: why on earth should be so wonderful and exciting to be (and have the boyfriend) is a vampire with the appearance of a seventeen year old? This is fine if the girl is seventeen too. Because no girl a little 'bigger (I throw a number Random: twenty-three years) it would look, if you look like a dung beetle.
Let's face it: the boys at that age, they are neither fish nor fowl, too full of pimples in the complaint * *. Why the hell should become a vampire to be seventeen and Where's My Car? Suddenly, in the metamorphosis of the acne disappears and becomes a man? Ma .. had not said it looked like a seventeen year old?
Eventually, the young man who fell in love with the vampire will necessarily have to be a vampire and not because they could not otherwise be together for their lifestyles at the antipodes, for the passion and the blood of one of the absolute disgust of the other , due to low morale and an excessive other. You know, you are also wondering how two so I can only think of something to share, but are novels and fanfiction and everything okay. No, to be together should have more or less the same age, so that they can always look at each other's spots (no, do not disappear after death) for all eternity. What
then this also creates a big problem: you're a vampire hundred years old, good and maybe you can even give blood of alcohol and give a damn, but you can not because you have the face of a minor and any honest dealer will sell you.
sbrilluccicoso Maybe you're a vampire who wants to integrate into the community in which they live and exercise their right to vote, you can not because I look too young and then no one will give you the ballot. For the same reason you can not drive, or buy a house in your name or do anything in your name without an adult after having put his signature for you.
What bad luck, right? And you think you have forever seventeen years ... oh, eternal youth, the more fighezza and superhuman strength, maybe the ability to fly like Superman and Voldy. What is a home when you can easily steal a few dead killed by you? Attention to the tax authorities, however, and anyone with interest in the house, perhaps a relative trying owners disappeared. And be careful not to let you discover while searching the house or people who have no living relatives to break the soul (The excuse that you are a plumber does not work! You're too small, remember?).
I like vampires, and vampires when they are not ridiculous pucciosi with mental cravings and saws by teenagers (having the appearance does not mean to be, especially if You are over a hundred years or even more on the rump). But I believe that it is not easy to talk about and more to create a story where a teenage vampire is and has none of the problems mentioned above. So

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